Where do you get your rabbits?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by ss7mm, Apr 27, 2007.

  1. ss7mm

    ss7mm Writers Guild

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    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mither, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
     
  2. Savagebien

    Savagebien Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     

  3. Coues Sniper

    Coues Sniper Well-Known Member

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    +1 :d
     
  4. basset

    basset Active Member

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    loved it