This Bud

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, May 11, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
    "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
    People to git cancer ?"

    "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

    "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants
    fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them
    burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

    "Sure is, Bubba."

    "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she
    was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

    "Yep."

    "And that football player sued that university when he
    gradiated and still couldn't read?"

    "That's right," said the lawyer."
    "But why are you asking?"

    "Well, I was just thinkin .. . ..
    What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
    fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
     
  2. CPerkins

    CPerkins Well-Known Member

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    Bubba, count me in sounds like we got a class action suit started here.
     

  3. James Jones

    James Jones Well-Known Member

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    Drink till shes pretty but not so much that you can't leave early !!