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<blockquote data-quote="royinidaho" data-source="post: 512050" data-attributes="member: 2011"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>The stall:</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <div style="text-align: center"><div style="text-align: center"></div></span></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></div> </div><p></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=a824c908a6&view=att&th=1304146f96eee340&attid=0.1&disp=emb&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"Hi, how are you?"</strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">But I answered, somewhat embarrassed, </span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"Doin' just fine!"</strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">And the other person says:</span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"So what are you up to?" </strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:</span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" </strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">??</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. </span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"Can I come over?"</strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"</strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span> <div style="text-align: center"><div style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Then I hear the person say nervously...</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions </strong></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></div> <div style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Cell phones, don't you just love 'em !</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></div> </div></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="royinidaho, post: 512050, member: 2011"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]The stall:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [CENTER][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=a824c908a6&view=att&th=1304146f96eee340&attid=0.1&disp=emb&zw[/IMG] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]"Hi, how are you?"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]But I answered, somewhat embarrassed, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] "Doin' just fine!"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] And the other person says:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] "So what are you up to?" [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]??[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] "Can I come over?"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Then I hear the person say nervously...[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][U][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] Cell phones, don't you just love 'em ![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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