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<blockquote data-quote="huntx0822" data-source="post: 155020" data-attributes="member: 7747"><p>Tom was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. </p><p></p><p>He said, "Tom, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will." "Ever since that night we never had any problems." </p><p></p><p>"Hmmm," said Tom. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon , Tom took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - </p><p>try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." </p><p></p><p>Tom said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that ." </p><p></p><p>Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Tom. She said,"Here-you try on mine." </p><p></p><p>He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." </p><p></p><p>Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don 't change your smart a** attitude, you never will."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="huntx0822, post: 155020, member: 7747"] Tom was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Tom, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will." "Ever since that night we never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Tom. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon , Tom took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Tom said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that ." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Tom. She said,"Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don 't change your smart a** attitude, you never will." [/QUOTE]
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