the pants

Discussion in 'Humor' started by huntx0822, May 21, 2007.

  1. huntx0822

    huntx0822 Member

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    Tom was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, "Tom, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will." "Ever since that night we never had any problems."

    "Hmmm," said Tom. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon , Tom took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here -
    try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."

    Tom said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that ."

    Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Tom. She said,"Here-you try on mine."

    He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

    Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don 't change your smart a** attitude, you never will."
     
  2. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    I think I heard this exact conversation on MY wedding night....:D