the pants

Discussion in 'Humor' started by huntx0822, May 21, 2007.

  1. huntx0822

    huntx0822 Member

    Feb 25, 2007
    Tom was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, "Tom, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will." "Ever since that night we never had any problems."

    "Hmmm," said Tom. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon , Tom took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here -
    try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."

    Tom said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that ."

    Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Tom. She said,"Here-you try on mine."

    He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

    Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don 't change your smart a** attitude, you never will."
  2. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

    May 1, 2014
    I think I heard this exact conversation on MY wedding night....:D