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<blockquote data-quote="hybridfiat" data-source="post: 949516" data-attributes="member: 72793"><p>A young agricultural graduate takes a job as manager on a remote outback station, for weeks his only company are his cattle dog and the cows (give or take 10 million flys).</p><p>One day he gets a phone call from his nearest neighbor 50 milesaway.</p><p></p><p>"Guday mate howyagowin"? "Im planning a party, de ya fancy coming"?</p><p></p><p>"Well yes I'd be delighted" says the young chap.</p><p></p><p>"Therell be a lotta beer, can ya hold ya beer mate"?</p><p></p><p>"Oh yes I certainly can".</p><p></p><p>"Seein as there's beer there ll be a bit of fightin too, can ya hold ya own mate?</p><p></p><p>"I had a blue in boxing at Oxford"</p><p></p><p>"Good ta hear, an I should tell ya there ll be lotsa sex, is that alright with you mate eh?</p><p></p><p>"Oh absolutely, fine by me, but what should I bring? Ive got a carton of cake in the freezer"?</p><p></p><p>"Nah mate dont worry, there ll only be the two of us"</p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hybridfiat, post: 949516, member: 72793"] A young agricultural graduate takes a job as manager on a remote outback station, for weeks his only company are his cattle dog and the cows (give or take 10 million flys). One day he gets a phone call from his nearest neighbor 50 milesaway. "Guday mate howyagowin"? "Im planning a party, de ya fancy coming"? "Well yes I'd be delighted" says the young chap. "Therell be a lotta beer, can ya hold ya beer mate"? "Oh yes I certainly can". "Seein as there's beer there ll be a bit of fightin too, can ya hold ya own mate? "I had a blue in boxing at Oxford" "Good ta hear, an I should tell ya there ll be lotsa sex, is that alright with you mate eh? "Oh absolutely, fine by me, but what should I bring? Ive got a carton of cake in the freezer"? "Nah mate dont worry, there ll only be the two of us" :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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