hybridfiat
Well-Known Member
A young agricultural graduate takes a job as manager on a remote outback station, for weeks his only company are his cattle dog and the cows (give or take 10 million flys).
One day he gets a phone call from his nearest neighbor 50 milesaway.
"Guday mate howyagowin"? "Im planning a party, de ya fancy coming"?
"Well yes I'd be delighted" says the young chap.
"Therell be a lotta beer, can ya hold ya beer mate"?
"Oh yes I certainly can".
"Seein as there's beer there ll be a bit of fightin too, can ya hold ya own mate?
"I had a blue in boxing at Oxford"
"Good ta hear, an I should tell ya there ll be lotsa sex, is that alright with you mate eh?
"Oh absolutely, fine by me, but what should I bring? Ive got a carton of cake in the freezer"?
"Nah mate dont worry, there ll only be the two of us"
One day he gets a phone call from his nearest neighbor 50 milesaway.
"Guday mate howyagowin"? "Im planning a party, de ya fancy coming"?
"Well yes I'd be delighted" says the young chap.
"Therell be a lotta beer, can ya hold ya beer mate"?
"Oh yes I certainly can".
"Seein as there's beer there ll be a bit of fightin too, can ya hold ya own mate?
"I had a blue in boxing at Oxford"
"Good ta hear, an I should tell ya there ll be lotsa sex, is that alright with you mate eh?
"Oh absolutely, fine by me, but what should I bring? Ive got a carton of cake in the freezer"?
"Nah mate dont worry, there ll only be the two of us"
