The Nun

Discussion in 'Humor' started by flur60, Nov 1, 2013.

  1. flur60

    flur60 Well-Known Member

    Feb 2, 2011
    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
    VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
    am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
    hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
    say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

    She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
    #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

    The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

    'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married
    and I'm Jewish.'

    The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

  2. Garyshome

    Garyshome Well-Known Member

    Dec 18, 2013
    Good one!

  3. bobfields

    bobfields New Member

    Feb 17, 2011
    Good stuff! Thanks for the laugh.