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<blockquote data-quote="Grunter" data-source="post: 191531" data-attributes="member: 10204"><p>Here is another Tonto and the Lone Ranger one.</p><p> </p><p>Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding, out on the prairie, lost. Frustrated, the Lone Ranger tells Tonto to get off his horse and see if he can work out where they are.</p><p> </p><p>Tonto gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground, listening for any other riders etc.</p><p> </p><p>About 5 minutes later, the Lone Ranger, still ****ed off, asks Tonto if he has found anything yet.</p><p> </p><p>Tonto replies "Buffalo come"</p><p> </p><p>Lone ranger stands up in his saddle looking for the buffalo, he can't see anything, not any dust on the horizon stirred up by a bunch of buffalo.</p><p> </p><p>He asks Tonto, how can you possibly know that, I can't see any sign of buffalo.</p><p> </p><p>Tonto replies "Ear stuck to ground"!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Grunter, post: 191531, member: 10204"] Here is another Tonto and the Lone Ranger one. Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding, out on the prairie, lost. Frustrated, the Lone Ranger tells Tonto to get off his horse and see if he can work out where they are. Tonto gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground, listening for any other riders etc. About 5 minutes later, the Lone Ranger, still ****ed off, asks Tonto if he has found anything yet. Tonto replies "Buffalo come" Lone ranger stands up in his saddle looking for the buffalo, he can't see anything, not any dust on the horizon stirred up by a bunch of buffalo. He asks Tonto, how can you possibly know that, I can't see any sign of buffalo. Tonto replies "Ear stuck to ground"! [/QUOTE]
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