The Buttocks

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    The Buttocks


    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

    Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

    Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

    Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

    Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

    That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

    from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

    would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

    requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After

    All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

    completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

    He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

    Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

    Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

    overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

    I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

    How can I possibly repay you?'

    'My darling,' she replied,

    'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

    kiss you on the cheek.'



    If this doesn't make you smile ~nothing will!
     
  2. James Jones

    James Jones Well-Known Member

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    Thats a womans line of thought for ya