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<blockquote data-quote="Southpaw" data-source="post: 523342" data-attributes="member: 8523"><p>- Never argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.</p><p></p><p>- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.</p><p></p><p>- The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.</p><p></p><p>- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.</p><p></p><p>- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.</p><p></p><p>- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.</p><p></p><p>- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.</p><p></p><p>- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?</p><p></p><p>- Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.</p><p></p><p>- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.</p><p></p><p>- Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy.</p><p></p><p>- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.</p><p></p><p>- You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again.</p><p></p><p>- The voices in my head may be fake, but they have good ideas!</p><p></p><p>- Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.</p><p></p><p>- I scream the same way whether I'm about to be eaten by a shark or seaweed touches my foot.</p><p></p><p>- Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.</p><p></p><p>- There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.</p><p></p><p>- You're never too old to learn something stupid.</p><p></p><p>- "So many assholes, so few bullets"</p><p></p><p>- Remember, you are unique. Just like everybody else</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Southpaw, post: 523342, member: 8523"] - Never argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. - The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list. - If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. - We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish. - I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. - Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy. - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again. - The voices in my head may be fake, but they have good ideas! - Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. - I scream the same way whether I'm about to be eaten by a shark or seaweed touches my foot. - Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. - There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. - You're never too old to learn something stupid. - "So many assholes, so few bullets" - Remember, you are unique. Just like everybody else [/QUOTE]
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