Ole and Lena were at church services last sunday when the preacher asked for donations for a family whos house had burned down,Many older ladies were giving clothes and sheets and so on and the old farmers were giving meat,eggs and veggies.When it got to be Lenas turn she yelled out that she wanted to donate sex,when the minister ignored her for the second time she quieted down.Then as the service ended and the minister was shaking hands by the door,as Lena came close he took her aside and said whatever made you say the you wanted to donate sex Lena,She replied that everyone was giving something so she asked Ole what she could give and he replied just F*** em