Off to hunting camp

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Gene, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

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    Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two
    days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and
    tells him he isn't going.

    Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
    sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
    cooking on the fire.

    "Man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into
    letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was
    sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
    over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she
    was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our
    bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she
    had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed,
    and I did.

    And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

    "So, here I am."