Mathematical Viewpoint On "How To Get Ahead"

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Captn C, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Captn C

    Captn C Well-Known Member

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    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like
    this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
    those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
    to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about
    achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
    24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* **

    **And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,*

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far a&& kissing will take you.

    A-&-&-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While *Hard
    work* and*Knowledge will get you close and
    **Attitude** will get you there. Its the** Bullsh*t *and* A** kissing
    *that will put you over the top.