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<blockquote data-quote="Southpaw" data-source="post: 277476" data-attributes="member: 8523"><p>"Math can teach you something"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>> This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.</p><p>> </p><p>> What makes </p><p>> 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder</p><p>> about those people </p><p>> who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to</p><p>> those meetings where </p><p>> someone wants you to give more than 100%. Can we achieve</p><p>> 110%? </p><p>> </p><p>> What </p><p>> makes up 100% in life?</p><p>> </p><p>> Here's a little mathematical formula that might </p><p>> help you answer these questions:</p><p>> </p><p>> If</p><p>> </p><p>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O </p><p>> P Q R S T U V W X Y Z</p><p>> </p><p>> is represented as</p><p>> </p><p>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 </p><p>> 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 </p><p>> 26,</p><p>> </p><p>> then</p><p>> </p><p>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K</p><p>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = </p><p>> 98%</p><p>> </p><p>> and</p><p>> </p><p>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E</p><p>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = </p><p>> 96%</p><p>> </p><p>> but</p><p>> </p><p>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E</p><p>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = </p><p>> 100%</p><p>> </p><p>> and</p><p>> </p><p>> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T</p><p>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = </p><p>> 103%.</p><p>> </p><p>> AND, look how far *** kissing will take </p><p>> you.</p><p>> </p><p>> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G</p><p>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%</p><p>> </p><p>> So, </p><p>> one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that</p><p>> while hard</p><p>> work</p><p>> and knowledge</p><p>> will get you close, and </p><p>> attitude will get you there, it's the</p><p>> ********</p><p>> and ***</p><p>> kissing that will</p><p>> put you over the </p><p>> top. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Southpaw</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Southpaw, post: 277476, member: 8523"] "Math can teach you something" > This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. > > What makes > 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder > about those people > who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to > those meetings where > someone wants you to give more than 100%. Can we achieve > 110%? > > What > makes up 100% in life? > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might > help you answer these questions: > > If > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O > P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > is represented as > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 > 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 > 26, > > then > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = > 98% > > and > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = > 96% > > but > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = > 100% > > and > > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = > 103%. > > AND, look how far *** kissing will take > you. > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% > > So, > one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that > while hard > work > and knowledge > will get you close, and > attitude will get you there, it's the > ******** > and *** > kissing that will > put you over the > top. Southpaw [/QUOTE]
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