Lie Detector Robot

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Bowhunter57, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Bowhunter57

    Bowhunter57 Well-Known Member

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    Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it at dinner. [​IMG]

    "Son, where were you today?"

    The son says, "At school, dad." The robot slaps the son. "OK, OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!"

    "What DVD?"

    "Toy story." The robot slaps the son, again. "OK, OK, it was porn," cries the son!"

    "What! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was," says the dad. The robot slaps dad.

    Mom laughs, "Ha, ha, ha! He's certainly is your son." The robot slaps mom.
     
  2. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahahahaha
    Good one!!!