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<blockquote data-quote="Jimm" data-source="post: 152026" data-attributes="member: 9"><p>north woods of Arkansas there are many that have little interchange with modern civilization . </p><p></p><p> One such person is Grannie Bailey . ( her kin folk come from Okalahoma ) . Grannie was born and raised in the Ozarks . She had never been more than three miles form the bed she was born in .They had no , tv , newspapers , no contact with the outside world .</p><p></p><p> One day a train filled with circus animals was passing through the hills where Grannie Bailey lives and it wrecked, causing the animals to be freed from their cages .</p><p></p><p> The next day Grannie was washing dishes and as she looked out the kitchen window she was shocked at what she saw . Immediately she called the sheriff ............................yes grannie , what can I do for you ? the sheriff answered .</p><p></p><p> Sheriff !! there is this big grey wrinkled beast with a tail on both ends out in my garden pulling up my cabbages with one of his tails !!! </p><p></p><p> Well Grannie , what is he doing with them cabbages ?..................................</p><p> Sheriff , you wouldn't believe me if I told you</p><p></p><p> /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jimm, post: 152026, member: 9"] north woods of Arkansas there are many that have little interchange with modern civilization . One such person is Grannie Bailey . ( her kin folk come from Okalahoma ) . Grannie was born and raised in the Ozarks . She had never been more than three miles form the bed she was born in .They had no , tv , newspapers , no contact with the outside world . One day a train filled with circus animals was passing through the hills where Grannie Bailey lives and it wrecked, causing the animals to be freed from their cages . The next day Grannie was washing dishes and as she looked out the kitchen window she was shocked at what she saw . Immediately she called the sheriff ............................yes grannie , what can I do for you ? the sheriff answered . Sheriff !! there is this big grey wrinkled beast with a tail on both ends out in my garden pulling up my cabbages with one of his tails !!! Well Grannie , what is he doing with them cabbages ?.................................. Sheriff , you wouldn't believe me if I told you [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]
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