In the far reaches of the

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jimm, Apr 27, 2007.

  1. Jimm

    Jimm Writers Guild

    Jun 12, 2007
    north woods of Arkansas there are many that have little interchange with modern civilization .

    One such person is Grannie Bailey . ( her kin folk come from Okalahoma ) . Grannie was born and raised in the Ozarks . She had never been more than three miles form the bed she was born in .They had no , tv , newspapers , no contact with the outside world .

    One day a train filled with circus animals was passing through the hills where Grannie Bailey lives and it wrecked, causing the animals to be freed from their cages .

    The next day Grannie was washing dishes and as she looked out the kitchen window she was shocked at what she saw . Immediately she called the sheriff ............................yes grannie , what can I do for you ? the sheriff answered .

    Sheriff !! there is this big grey wrinkled beast with a tail on both ends out in my garden pulling up my cabbages with one of his tails !!!

    Well Grannie , what is he doing with them cabbages ?..................................
    Sheriff , you wouldn't believe me if I told you

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  2. bailey1474

    bailey1474 <strong>SPONSOR</strong>

    Dec 7, 2004
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