Husband # 11

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
    On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin".
    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
    married ten times.?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me
    How great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
    How it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
    checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
    " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had
    The order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver
    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process
    but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but He wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
    "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
    " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him!
    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
    "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"...... This time I KNOW I'M gonna
    Get SCREWED."