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<blockquote data-quote="philny1" data-source="post: 149258" data-attributes="member: 7121"><p>Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was</p><p>&gt; to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic</p><p>&gt; enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but</p><p>&gt; at the time they didn't take women. She said she</p><p>&gt; wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her</p><p>&gt; woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I</p><p>&gt; mean she's basically saying she wants to be</p><p>&gt; president because she can't do anything else." --Jay</p><p>&gt; Leno</p><p>&gt;</p><p>&gt;</p><p>&gt; "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be</p><p>&gt; running for president in 2008. You know why I think</p><p>&gt; she's running? I think she finally wants to see what</p><p>&gt; it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay</p><p>&gt; Leno</p><p>&gt;</p><p>&gt; "Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.</p><p>&gt; Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently,</p><p>&gt; some Democrats don't like the idea, while others</p><p>&gt; hate it." --Conan O'Brien&gt;</p><p>&gt; "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton&gt; wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest</p><p>&gt; man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she</p><p>&gt; couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."</p><p>&gt; --Jay Leno&gt;</p><p>&gt;</p><p>&gt; "Former President Bill Clinton said that if his</p><p>&gt; wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do</p><p>&gt; whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he</p><p>&gt; makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the</p><p>&gt; bank."--Jay Leno=20</p><p>&gt;</p><p>&gt; "Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born</p><p>&gt; under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'"</p><p>&gt; -Jay Leno&gt;</p><p>&gt;</p><p>&gt; "A student from the University of Washington has</p><p>&gt; sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student,</p><p>&gt; so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's</p><p>&gt; not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at</p><p>&gt; least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for</p><p>&gt; mine." -Jay Leno&gt;</p><p>&gt;</p><p>&gt; "Hillary Clinton said today that she wants</p><p>&gt; legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See,</p><p>&gt; this way all the Clinton's former business partners</p><p>&gt; can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="philny1, post: 149258, member: 7121"] Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was > to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic > enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but > at the time they didn't take women. She said she > wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her > woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I > mean she's basically saying she wants to be > president because she can't do anything else." --Jay > Leno > > > "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be > running for president in 2008. You know why I think > she's running? I think she finally wants to see what > it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay > Leno > > "Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. > Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, > some Democrats don't like the idea, while others > hate it." --Conan O'Brien> > "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton> wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest > man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she > couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." > --Jay Leno> > > "Former President Bill Clinton said that if his > wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do > whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he > makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the > bank."--Jay Leno=20 > > "Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born > under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'" > -Jay Leno> > > "A student from the University of Washington has > sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, > so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's > not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at > least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for > mine." -Jay Leno> > > "Hillary Clinton said today that she wants > legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, > this way all the Clinton's former business partners > can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno [/QUOTE]
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