Gun control at Bass Pro Shop

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Gene, Mar 17, 2014.

  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

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    Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at the Bass Pro Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets... The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

    "Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amuck, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer!


    I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD.
     
  2. Garyshome

    Garyshome Well-Known Member

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    Funnnnny!
     

  3. rick523

    rick523 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't see that coming.:D
     
  4. justgoto

    justgoto Well-Known Member

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    LOL!
     
  5. FEENIX

    FEENIX Well-Known Member

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    L:DL!
     
  6. Rick Richard

    Rick Richard Well-Known Member

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    Good one!