Got me a new truck!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Got me a new truck!

    I bought a new FORD F350 DUAL TURBO DIESEL, and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

    I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

    Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

    I LOVE this truck!
     
  2. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

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    Keep them comming Philny

    Yours are much more funny than mine and we can always use a
    good laugh.

    J E CUSTOM
     

  3. elkguys

    elkguys Well-Known Member

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    I think I bought the same truck!!! lol
     
  4. MachV

    MachV Well-Known Member

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    Makes me glad to drive GMs. the way people drive around here I'd be listening to those morons constaly~