Going to Confession....

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  1. Sendero_Man

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    Bless me Father

    > "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
    > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
    > "Yes, Father, it is."And who was the girl you were with?"
    > "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    > "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
    > as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
    > "I cannot say."
    > "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
    > "I'll never tell."
    > "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    > "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    > "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    > "My lips are sealed."
    > "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
    > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
    > Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
    > cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
    > yourself."
    > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
    > whispers, "What'd you get?"
    > "Four months vacation and five good leads."