The goofiest was the lawyer. He had not been paying his rent and had been served an eviction notice but not pay attention to it. The police came as usual in such cases and demanded that he leave the house. They asked if there were any firearms and of course he had an unregistered semiautomatic 22 pistol. Which the fool told them about. They dragged his *** off to jail and charged him with felony possession of a pistol and a machine gun (DC defines a semiauto as a machine gun). He went to court and plea bargained and got 1 year probation. But he did not file to have his record sealed before the expiration date so he now has a felony record open to the public.
He was asked about which pistols might be dangerous and he said " a pistol that is capable of firing a shotgun shell would make you disappear if you were shot with it at this range". Based upon his testimony they will probably ban the 41 caliber handguns.
Here we have a guy who is a lawyer but can't even avoid a two felony counts of firearms violation and he is testifying as a pistol expert.
The clue as to his IQ was that in a town where the highest paid people are the BS artists and he can't make enough money to pay rent.
