Boudreaux and Thibideaux were on their very first train ride out west. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel. "Have you eaten your banana yet," Boudreaux asked excitedly? "No," replied Thibideaux. "Well, don't touch it den," Boudreaux exclaimed. "I yust took one bite and went blind!"