Finally, The 6 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For:

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Aug 28, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?
    A: It's Braille for " suck here. "

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but " down under. "

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

    AND:

    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
     

  2. gamedog

    gamedog Well-Known Member

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    Very nice:D
     

  3. Buffalobob

    Buffalobob Writers Guild

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    Well, if you run upon a bear while hunting don't bother to shoot at him, just tell him a joke he will die laughing.