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<blockquote data-quote="Ski" data-source="post: 752312" data-attributes="member: 28658"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <div style="text-align: center"><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"> Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time <span style="font-size: 18px">g</span>irlfriend. </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">One evening, after the honeymoon,</span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">After along period of silence she finally speaks. </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think</span></span></span></span></div> </div><p></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <div style="text-align: center"><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">it's time you quit hunting, shooting, <span style="font-size: 18px">hand loading</span>, and fishing.</span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane. </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Tim gets this horrified look on his face. </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife." </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" </span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></div></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"I wasn't "</span></span></span></span></div> </div><p></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ski, post: 752312, member: 28658"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][SIZE=5] [/SIZE]Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time [SIZE=5]g[/SIZE]irlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]it's time you quit hunting, shooting, [SIZE=5]hand loading[/SIZE], and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane. Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" ”I wasn't “[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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