Ex-wife

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Ski, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Ski

    Ski Active Member

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    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
    One evening, after the honeymoon,
    he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

    His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
    After along period of silence she finally speaks.

    Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think

    it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing.
    Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane.

    Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

    "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    ”I wasn't “













     
  2. barnesuser28

    barnesuser28 Well-Known Member

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    My religion teacher told me this one last week, he reloads so he loves this one.
     

  3. tomt

    tomt Well-Known Member

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    ski, I love it!!!!!
     
  4. shooter7

    shooter7 Well-Known Member

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    too funny
     
  5. WyoElk2Hunt

    WyoElk2Hunt Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like my first EX