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<blockquote data-quote="Bravo 4" data-source="post: 1342839" data-attributes="member: 8873"><p>That's a good one Norseman, bet you never took that fella again!</p><p>Several years ago I had a somewhat similar experience, just not with bears.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /> Had a case of the of the Baghdad squirts while in the gun turret of a HMMWV (hummer). Couldn't get the truck stopped, out of the vehicle and then out of my gear fast enough. When we came to a screeching halt (and I jumped off the top and started stripping down) our LT called on the radio "What the hell is going on up there?!". The answer was "----- just crapped his pants!". So I just stripped down booty-butt naked, on the side of the road, in broad daylight, in front of all the locals, where gunfire and IEDs were the norm, and took a water can bath. Then pulled out my pack and put on a clean uniform. But to make matters worse my boots were no longer "serviceable" so to speak, so I finished the patrol in my shower shoes (aka flip-flops).</p><p>I'm sure I left them with a good impression of Americans.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bravo 4, post: 1342839, member: 8873"] That's a good one Norseman, bet you never took that fella again! Several years ago I had a somewhat similar experience, just not with bears.:oops: Had a case of the of the Baghdad squirts while in the gun turret of a HMMWV (hummer). Couldn't get the truck stopped, out of the vehicle and then out of my gear fast enough. When we came to a screeching halt (and I jumped off the top and started stripping down) our LT called on the radio "What the hell is going on up there?!". The answer was "----- just crapped his pants!". So I just stripped down booty-butt naked, on the side of the road, in broad daylight, in front of all the locals, where gunfire and IEDs were the norm, and took a water can bath. Then pulled out my pack and put on a clean uniform. But to make matters worse my boots were no longer "serviceable" so to speak, so I finished the patrol in my shower shoes (aka flip-flops). I'm sure I left them with a good impression of Americans.:rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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