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<blockquote data-quote="philny1" data-source="post: 217866" data-attributes="member: 7121"><p>Dear Abby,</p><p></p><p>I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives</p><p> in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially </p><p>dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder </p><p>of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become </p><p>engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.</p><p></p><p>All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest </p><p>with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?</p><p></p><p>Signed,</p><p>Worried About My Reputation</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="philny1, post: 217866, member: 7121"] Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation [/QUOTE]
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