Cowboy Whisperer

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, May 5, 2008.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

    May 17, 2007
    Cowboy: "That your dog?"

    Indian: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' all right."

    Indian: (Look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)

    Dog: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)

    Horse: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

    Indian: (Look of total amazement)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep lie.
  2. rem300ultra

    rem300ultra Well-Known Member

    Jan 7, 2008

    Now that's funny.