Callig the Cops!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, May 8, 2008.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

    May 17, 2007
    George was going up to bed when his
    wife told him that he'd left the light on in
    the garden shed, which she could see
    from the bedroom window. George
    opened the back door to go turn off the
    light but saw that there were people in the
    shed, most likely stealing things.
    He phoned the police and the dispatcher
    asked, "Are any of those people in
    your house?" When George said “No,”
    the dispatcher said that all patrols were
    busy, that he should just stay in the
    house, lock his doors, and an officer
    would be along when available.
    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted
    to 60, and phoned the police again. He
    said, “Hello, I just called you a minute ago
    because there were people in my shed.
    Well, you don't have to worry about them
    now because I just shot them all." He
    hung up.
    Within five minutes, three police cars,
    an armed response unit, and an ambulance
    showed up at his residence. After
    the police caught the burglars red-handed,
    one of the policemen said to George:
    "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there
    was nobody available.”
  2. Eaglet

    Eaglet Well-Known Member

    Feb 2, 2005
    I like it!
    Sure is a good way to get the police to come in! :D