Birthday Surprise!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Captn C, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. Captn C

    Captn C Well-Known Member

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    Last week was my birthday
    and I didn't feel very well
    waking up on that morning.

    I went downstairs for breakfast
    hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
    "Happy Birthday!! ",and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out,
    she barely said good morning,
    let alone
    " Happy Birthday."

    I thought...

    Well, that's marriage for you,
    but the kids...
    They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
    and didn't say a word .
    So when I left for the office,
    I felt pretty low
    and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
    "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! "
    It felt a little better
    that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock ,
    when Jane knocked on my door
    and said, "You know,
    It's such a beautiful day outside,
    and it is your Birthday,
    what do you say we go out to lunch,
    just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane,
    that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
    Let's go !"

    We went to lunch.
    But we didn't go
    where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a
    private table.
    We had two martinis each
    and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
    On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful
    day... We don't need to go straight back to the office,
    Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not.
    What do you have in mind ?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just
    around the corner."

    After arriving at her apartment,
    Jane turned to me and said,
    " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom
    for just a moment.
    I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and,
    after a couple of minutes,
    she came out
    carrying a huge birthday cake ...
    Followed
    by my wife,
    my kids,
    and dozens of my friends
    and co-workers,
    all singing "Happy Birthday".


    And I just sat there...



    On the couch...



    Naked
     
  2. James Jones

    James Jones Well-Known Member

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    I hate it when that happens:p
     

  3. shiredude

    shiredude Writers Guild

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    that would definately suck!

    great joke.