This ones pretty good

[C.O. Shooter]

I don't usually post funnies, "butt" this one is good!

 

[FearNoWind]

Some of the gals I know would make a sandwich out of the guy she pulled the knife on.

 

[specweldtom]

Yeah, I don't think I would count on the sandwich outcome.

Tom

 

[rooster740]

If the bread and butter does not do the trick, hand her a broom. Chances are she will pick flight!

 

[tinkerer]

In the south we have a saying.

If she starts the conversation with "Oh hell no...." start running. I doubt she's making a sandwich.

Larry
tinkerer

 

[7magcreedmoor]

In my house that sandwich would be liver. Warm and steaming...

 

[Deleted member 48126]

Usually an "Ok..." or "Everything is fine..." is the alarm for the imminent nuclear launch. You should seek cover immediately.

 

[RMulhern]

If she says..."That's OK....you're gonna have to sleep sometime!"

MOVE OUT!!