The economy is sooo bad...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Bowhunter57, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Bowhunter57

    Bowhunter57 Well-Known Member

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    The economy is so bad...

    ...that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    ...CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    ...Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.

    ...Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    ...Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    ...A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    ...They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".

    ...I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
     
  2. Vermonter

    Vermonter Member

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    I saw a different version on another forum i am a member of, and there always funny!
     
  3. Silverback7

    Silverback7 Well-Known Member

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    Being in afghanistan I liked the last one...:D