The economy is so bad... ...that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. ...CEO's are now playing miniature golf. ...Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen. ...Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. ...Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. ...A picture is now only worth 200 words. ...They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". ...I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.