The Black Ooze

[Buffalobob]

Space aliens have landed and are hiding in the storm sewers near my house. The proof that this it is true that you can see that black ooze is coming out of the storm sewer and it has eaten up all of the concrete and left only the rebar.

I wish I had some really skinny volunteers to crawl up the sewer and eradicate them.

 

[bshaw]

BuffaloBob

If you can tell me how I might be able to shoot the range at Quantico I would gladly donate one of my scrawny employees. Hell, I might even loan him my .45 rather than make him use his hammer.

bshaw

 

[Len Backus]

I was about to volunteer when I noticed your size requirement. Sorry....

 

[ICANHITHIMMAN]

Thats not Ooze!!!!!!

I have seen this before when I was younger. I still cant understand why it happens but for some reason it is happning again. I wish I could help but after what happned last time I just dont think I can do it.

Sorry

Watch the Ooze close if it changes to red you have got real trouble

 

[trebark]

BB:
If you spread the ooze on your bullets it will increase the BC by 20%! Ooze makes everything slipperier.