Talking Dog For Sale

Discussion in 'Humor' started by PowellSixO, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. PowellSixO

    PowellSixO Well-Known Member

    Mar 19, 2013
    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep" the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    "Ten dollars" the guy says.

    "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard." ​
  2. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

    Jul 29, 2004
    Good one !!!!!

    I blew coffee through my nose when I read this (THANKS).

  3. Garyshome

    Garyshome Well-Known Member

    Dec 18, 2013
    That was........unexpected too!
  4. Lefty7mmstw

    Lefty7mmstw Well-Known Member

    May 13, 2012
    I had a talking dog as a kid. Most of the time she just screamed oouutt when she wanted out to do her business or I wuv you when she wanted a treat. One thing she said once still gives me a chuckle though; on vacation one year she was irked she didn't get something ( a treat or tablefood I think; it's been twenty+ years) and howled at my mother Dumb momma.
    Incidentally she loved pheasant hunting but hated grouse and ducks.
  5. one crazy kid

    one crazy kid Well-Known Member

    Jan 16, 2013
    That funny that is.