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<blockquote data-quote="Wile E Coyote" data-source="post: 1057462" data-attributes="member: 28381"><div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" </em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."</em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em> When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>***********</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>Hair cut, you'd look all right."</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>***********</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess What day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs.</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>I said, "Yesterday."</em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>***********</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>***********</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div><p> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing On a table. I said, "Good legs."</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>The girl giggled and said, "Do you really</em></span></span></em> <em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>think so."</em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed By now."</em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em>When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?</em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em></div> <div style="text-align: left"><em><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><em></em></span></span></em> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wile E Coyote, post: 1057462, member: 28381"] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" [/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....." [/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] ***********[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]Hair cut, you'd look all right."[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] ***********[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess What day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs.[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]I said, "Yesterday." [/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] ***********[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] ***********[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I] I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing On a table. I said, "Good legs."[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]The girl giggled and said, "Do you really[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]think so."[/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed By now." [/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [LEFT][I][FONT=tahoma][FONT=tahoma][I]When you are over seventy, who gives a crap? [/I][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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