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OK Matchking Fans, how about Gamekings?
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<blockquote data-quote="Ian M" data-source="post: 24250" data-attributes="member: 25"><p>Dave,</p><p>Thanks for the mental image of that poor bugger crouched on the metal roof, after having dumped his drawers. So much for that mighty hunter! </p><p>How about this for a checklist for his next hog hunt:</p><p> <img src="http://images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p>Contents of fanny pack:</p><p>..Spare armour-piercing (DU - Depleted Uranium), Incindiary, High Explosive ammo.</p><p>..Roll of Scott-Towels (beats the hell out of wimpy toilet paper when you REALLY have to wipe)</p><p>..Container of baby-bum wipes - to finish the cleanup job (talcum powdered and scented of course)</p><p>..2 pairs of underwear, in case he sees more than one hog in one day</p><p>..Extra socks (just in case he is a little loose and ...)</p><p>..Extra pair of Nike running shoes.</p><p>..inflatable doll - to throw out as a decoy when being charged, and when things slow down...</p><p>..Satelite phone - to call for help</p><p>..portable electronic game with hunting programs - to while away time as he sits on that metal roof (after he has cleaned himself and changed gauchies of course)</p><p>..30' of rope, for lowering himself out of trees, buildings, windmills etc</p><p>..Water and energy bars, </p><p>..First aide kit with lots of band-aides</p><p></p><p>Also suggest that he attach 6 feet of Blaze orange surveyors ribbon to the trigger guard of his rifle, would make it easier to find after he tosse it when the monster hog comes charging, red eyes glowing! Reminds me of what they say about French Army Rifles - never been shot, only dropped once...</p><p></p><p>Do you guys hunt around abandoned Nuclear facilitie by any chance?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ian M, post: 24250, member: 25"] Dave, Thanks for the mental image of that poor bugger crouched on the metal roof, after having dumped his drawers. So much for that mighty hunter! How about this for a checklist for his next hog hunt: [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Contents of fanny pack: ..Spare armour-piercing (DU - Depleted Uranium), Incindiary, High Explosive ammo. ..Roll of Scott-Towels (beats the hell out of wimpy toilet paper when you REALLY have to wipe) ..Container of baby-bum wipes - to finish the cleanup job (talcum powdered and scented of course) ..2 pairs of underwear, in case he sees more than one hog in one day ..Extra socks (just in case he is a little loose and ...) ..Extra pair of Nike running shoes. ..inflatable doll - to throw out as a decoy when being charged, and when things slow down... ..Satelite phone - to call for help ..portable electronic game with hunting programs - to while away time as he sits on that metal roof (after he has cleaned himself and changed gauchies of course) ..30' of rope, for lowering himself out of trees, buildings, windmills etc ..Water and energy bars, ..First aide kit with lots of band-aides Also suggest that he attach 6 feet of Blaze orange surveyors ribbon to the trigger guard of his rifle, would make it easier to find after he tosse it when the monster hog comes charging, red eyes glowing! Reminds me of what they say about French Army Rifles - never been shot, only dropped once... Do you guys hunt around abandoned Nuclear facilitie by any chance? [/QUOTE]
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