Nicknames for Coworkers

[CanisLupus]

 

[338 dude]

After reading some of those, I guess one of my old nicknames wasn't so bad after all. I had an ex boss and his brother because of my large hands used to call me sausage fingers. Lol

 

[cowboy]

Fingers - because he ain't no hand.

 

[Phil Rizzo]

One of our farm workers used to call my brother Maytag.
because he's always clean like he just got out of the washer.
on a farm.
raising grain crops.
in dirt, grease, oil etc

 

[Darryle]

I nicknamed a coworker pipebomb, he never combed his hair. Later it became apparent he had anger issues because he was quick to blow up at any little disruption

I nicknamed another elbows because he was always leaning on something

We have another who's head is nearly perfectly round, his is kickball

We had another called at ease, only time he was on his feet was when management was around

Then there was flash, he disappeared before he could receive an assignment

I could go on

 

[Varmint Hunter]

I remember a few:

We had a guy who's attempt to dye his hair always went wrong. They called him "old carrot top"

We had another guy who regularly drank while he was at work. He tried to disguise his breath by chewing gum. They called him "kid Wrigley".

We had a woman who was missing several of her teeth. Rather than fix bad teeth, she just had them yanked out. They called her "snaggle tooth".

We had another guy that had a white mother and a black father. They called him "zebra", and he never took it bad and always laughed.

I worked with a tough group. LOL

 

[DanGroves]

how about "blister"...don't show up until the work is done

 

[victor3ranger]

how about "blister"...don't show up until the work is done

We have named several that one

 

[Hand Skills]

Magoo - Thinks he is doing a great job, seemingly oblivious to the wreckage he leaves behind.

 

[comfisherman]

Man those nicknames are so much nicer than 90% of the names given on the back decks across the north pacific...examples wouldn't cut the sensor software...

 

[victor3ranger]

lol

 

[MtPockets]

We had another guy who regularly drank while he was at work. He tried to disguise his breath by chewing gum. They called him "kid Wrigley".

Our Unions Local Chairman drank on the job. We called him "Lamp Shade".

 

[Hugnot]

Odie - always appears to be happy, cheerful, pleasant, agreeable, eager- from Garfield

 

[Mmac52280]

Always seems to be an endless supply of workers who couldn't pour water out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the heel. I call all of them Joe Biden.