I had to laugh too. About 20 years ago we were moving some irrigation pipe and a skunk ran out of one heading straight for my step daughter. Being a kid she had on headphones listening to music so I just grabbed a crescent wrench out of my pocket and gave it a hurl. We were laughing, the kid still hadn't figured out was going on and it started moving again so it got punted about 30 yards. Didn't move after that!Actually I was feeding my cows and one ran by. So I picked up a rock a chunked it and it hit him on the head. He didnt move a muscle after it hit him. I am still amazed at that one.