Lots of knowledge going to waste here!!!
Hear, here!!Now THAT is an excellent play on words!!!!!!!
Know and now I shood have payed moar to!Now I know I should have paid more attention in school!
If they haven't in the past, they sure will now!!!Broke- past (and archaic past participle) of break.
The bullets and ammo has got me Broke!
Muddy, that was hilarious, and could explain a lot of misspelling.I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
Jerrold H. Zar.
Incorrect, sir. Everyone knows it's really, "MUSSLE BREAK!" If the mussle breaks, you need to put ice on it!break
verb
broke\ ˈbrōk \; broken\ ˈbrō-kən \; breaking
Definition of break
(Entry 1 of 2)
transitive verb
1a: to separate into parts with suddenness or violencebroke a plate
brake
noun (1)
\ ˈbrāk \
Definition of brake
(Entry 1 of 6)
1: a device for arresting or preventing the motion of a mechanism usually by means of frictionapply the brakestook his foot off the brake
Every time I get on the phone I hear a little chime and I say the government just tapped in, my buddy says I'm crazy. The patriot act allows them to spy on you anytime they want, especially if you say the wrong words.
When you are their pick me up too boxes of primers two load up to hundred rounds of ammo.What drives me nuts is when someone says: "Me and Roger are headed to Cabelas."
It's "Roger and I are headed to Cabelas."