Idaho!!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by royinidaho, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. royinidaho

    royinidaho Writers Guild

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    And God Created Idaho ...

    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

    "That's Idaho, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Idaho are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

    God smiled, "I will create Washington, D.C. Wait till you see the idiots I put there.
     
  2. T3-OleMan

    T3-OleMan Well-Known Member

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    GOOD ONE!
    Attaboy Roygun)
     
  3. fj40mojo

    fj40mojo Well-Known Member

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    Very accurate accounting of our great state and the capital of these United States.:D
     
  4. Ridge Runner

    Ridge Runner Well-Known Member

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    nothin wrong with Idaho, Always wonderd why they put the largest potatoe patch on earth so far from the manure pile in DC?
    RR
     
  5. eddybo

    eddybo Well-Known Member

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    Good one, too bad it is soo true of most places when comparing to DC
     
  6. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!