he most popular gift for Fathers in China this Christmas is the iphone5.
It's nice that kids can give their Fathers something they made themselves.
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Two golfers are playing one Sunday afternoon when their way is blocked by a couple of women playing very slowly. One golfer says, "I'll run up ahead and ask them if we can play through." He goes towards the women and about a nine iron away, he turns and comes back. "I can't ask them to play through. One is my wife and the other is the woman I'm fooling around with." The other golfer says, "I'll go." He comes back from the same spot and says, "Small world, isn't it?"
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The size of your funeral depends mainly on the weather.
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Dean
It's nice that kids can give their Fathers something they made themselves.
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Two golfers are playing one Sunday afternoon when their way is blocked by a couple of women playing very slowly. One golfer says, "I'll run up ahead and ask them if we can play through." He goes towards the women and about a nine iron away, he turns and comes back. "I can't ask them to play through. One is my wife and the other is the woman I'm fooling around with." The other golfer says, "I'll go." He comes back from the same spot and says, "Small world, isn't it?"
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The size of your funeral depends mainly on the weather.
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Dean
