How to Dump in the Woods -

[Muddyboots]

So I get this email from Meateater and it hit me with TP being in short supply maybe we need to review this as a potential guidance going forward in the new world order?
Link: How To Dump

Its a good read for those that need to be prepared or how not to.

 

[memtb]

I was going to post a photo of the book cover "How to $h!T in the Woods".....but can't find it. My uncle gave me the paperback book many years ago, and I can't find the darn book! memtb

* Just found it on Amazon, must be popular ....at least three printings!

 

[Muddyboots]

I am pretty sure I have it and will look for it shortly! Yellow paperback cover if I recall.

 

[Blancoalex]

On serious note, I carry TP in ziplock bag in daypack. Only enough for couple times. Lightweight,small and dry. .

Even before Covid19 , worth it's weight in Gold

 

[26Reload]

Ever noticed how long sleeves become shorter as fhe season progresses.....
Real men don't use TP in the woods....

 

[Muddyboots]

Real men use pine needles and pine cones.

 

[memtb]

I am pretty sure I have it and will look for it shortly! Yellow paperback cover if I recall.

Still available on Amazon, just a bit "torqued" that I can't find my copy! memtb

 

[Riflehunter1776]

 

[Blancoalex]

When I have to choose between cactus and rocks, I choose TP.

 

[Rick Richard]

You can tell when people are getting bored when you post like this. Lol.

 

[sedancowboy]

I think I am going to avoid this rabbit hole. There can't be anything good at the bottom of it.

 

[26Reload]

Cactus means aloe....

 

[Philward]

I was going to post a photo of the book cover "How to $h!T in the Woods".....but can't find it. My uncle gave me the paperback book many years ago, and I can't find the darn book! memtb

* Just found it on Amazon, must be popular ....at least three printings!

They probably need to keep reprinting it since pages keep disappearing and new copies are needed.

 

[Philward]

I usually start with half a roll in a ziplock bag and keep it in cargo pocket in pants so I always have on me. Fortunately I hunt where there is usually a choice of leaves or moss, wet or dry most times of the year if I forget the manmade stuff.

Now the question should be sit on log, squat, hold a tree etc. Then some talk about WHERE you go. Not in the trail please and not on prime glassing spots. And not at the gate. I had been walking in through a gate to hunt a few times and one time coming out I decided to walk around the gate and not climb over it. while sitting in my vehicle having some lunch I noticed a smell...ugh. All over my boot, it was right in the trail around the gate post and I didn't see it since there was tall grass around it.