this reminds me of another story.
There’s a place called “the loop” off the Louisiana coast. My rednekkid self had no idea. My coonass friend said “ don’t go thru the loop son unless you haul *** the whole way” ( typed in my best Cajun accent).
Almost exactly half way through it, my buddies get wide eyed as they see a navy destroyer gaining on us. And I’m running 60mph. When they shut us down, there were 3 belt fed 50s trained on us. Took pics and did facial recog to rule out terrorists.
Haven’t been back to “the loop” since.any years a