We've all had horror stories about bad deliveries but what about their (the drivers) stories? Well, I have one I'm CERTAIN this STOOPID mofo is still telling! Let me preface this by stating we've been English Mastiff owners for nearly 40 years, as some may know this is the largest breed of canine by weight there is PEROID!
We had Big Kyra at the time, a 185 lb. alpha female, whom we started on schutzhund training until the bite suit guy said "NO-EXPLATIVE way" but she really had it in her. She wouldn't bark much but when she did it rattled your chest and resonated through the HVAC in the house! This drivers horror story began with a small one box delivery.
He pulled up to the side of the house and Kyra went on alert but not barking, I figured I'd meet him at the door, we had a white security door, the heavy duty ones you can see through from the inside but have a very hard time from the outside. As I opened the wood door he was reaching for the security screen door and before I could even speak she barked/hollered/roared and hit the door knocking him back and dropping the package.
If you've ever seen someone so scared they literally lose their coherence it is quite entertaining!!! Thank goodness I caught her collar or that dude would have had more than his drawers to change!!! Needless to say I thoroughly and completely chewed his behind about opening someone's door regardless if it's a screen door!!! I sincerely hope, at least for him it was a lesson well learned... Karma is an AWESOME thing!!!
Here she is:
I am right at six foot and about 230lbs :
Mastiff humor!!!!
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