mistrykanesage
Well-Known Member
What do you call a blond with an actual brain?
A golden retriever.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
Why do blondes love boob jobs?
It's really the only job they're qualified for
Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?
So they don't wake up the sleeping pills.
A golden retriever.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
Why do blondes love boob jobs?
It's really the only job they're qualified for
Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?
So they don't wake up the sleeping pills.
