I was going to reply butter is. Then I actually processed the two........uh yeah BACON wins every time. I fed a buddy bear bacon a couple weeks ago.....yep he did not ask what they meat was because it was called bacon. Love it!!
LOL....my wife asked me to make some Spaghetti Carbonara. No problem....I have panchetta. No she says "I want bacon"......now I have to find a new recipie.
I was sitting on the couch one evening and my OL was waiting on me hand and foot. I looked at her and said " The only way you could be a better girlfriend is if you were wrapped in bacon".