A Special Cruise

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by LB, Nov 5, 2004.

  1. LB

    LB Well-Known Member

    Jul 22, 2004
    I have but one criticism. Do not count your chickens......CBS still has not projected a winner.
  2. Bob S.

    Bob S. Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2004
    LMAO [​IMG]
  3. Len Backus

    Len Backus Administrator Staff Member

    May 2, 2001
    This offer was forwarded to me by outfitter Kirk Kelso. Apparently there is only a small amount of space left to be booked.

    We at Carnival Cruise Lines did not forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.

    With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

    Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

    You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. If you choose to go to France, the late Pierre Salinger (who is reported to be cold and stiff to this situation), will be waiting to greet you. He will, however, not be saying very much, due to his being dead.

    The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Be! ach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

    Pl ease pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.

    Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

    Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser, Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.

    Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",

    Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing!

    Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures

    Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern ! coordinator.

    If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

    "Bon Voyage!"

    Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom!
  4. MU Ag Rho

    MU Ag Rho Well-Known Member

    Nov 5, 2003
    Maybe a few of us could do the final inspection before the boat leaves the dock. We would make sure there are no life vest, life boats, plenty of crappy food, very little water, and I hope it sinks somewhere real SLOW in the middle of nowhere. Just my thoughts about these commy bastards.